slow down.

My name is Michaela, I'm from Chicago, and I like dragons and the color pink.


Can we just agree that this is one of the biggest plot-twists of all time?

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the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut


I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

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